SMPs

Billabong — keep our beaches beautiful
TK Maxx — really slow fashion
Lego — for both sides of your brain
Axa Insurance — get it before you wish you had
Kindle — don’t be judged by a cover
Kenco — the first one always hit different
Met Office — never run out of things to say
Seedlip — don’t do it because you’re drunk

Silly SMPs

WebMD — it’s definitely cancer
H&M Kids — for kids by kids
Nike — look like you just do it
Wetherspoons — we microwave it for you
Lidl — prices to match your standards
Butlin’s — take one for the team
Center Parcs — unashamedly middle class
Ryanairthe toxic relationship you can’t afford to escape